Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Wacky Web Tales

Holiday Sing-Along
A New Winter Sport
Twelve Holly Days

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25 comments:

  1. Read your tale.
    Holiday Sing-Along

    Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

    You know Mr. P and Mrs. Henkels
    And Matt Bauer and Elmo,
    Nemo and Adrian Peterson
    And Hannah Montana and Jonas Sisters.
    But do you recall
    The most smelly student of all?

    Brendan the purple student.
    Had a very friendly nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to run and call him names
    They never let poor Brendan
    smell in any student games.

    Then one foggy Grant's Birthday Eve
    Mrs. Bray came to say,
    Brendan with your nose so fright
    Won't you guide my tricycle tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they cried about with glee,
    “Brendan the purple student
    You'll go down in history!”
    Mr. O 4-2

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  2. Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm T-shirt. You want to be sure you stay warm and type. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy Yo-j. Now you are ready to go snow strecthing!

    Some people say only experts should go snow strecthing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr.H will be offering special snow strecthing classes after school at Shirley Hills, but I don't know if that's true.

    The best place to go snow strecthing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and Brendan. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, type out below!” Then step onto a(n) stick, point yourself downhill, and off you go.

    Snow streching is fun, healthy, and ate. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) puck on your head or play a(n) recorder as you sail by. (B.D)

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  3. A New Winter Sport

    Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm T-shirt. You want to be sure you stay warm and boring. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy water. Now you are ready to go snow skating!

    Some people say only experts should go snow skating, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr.O will be offering special snow skating classes after school at shirley hills, but I don't know if that's true.

    The best place to go snow skating is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and They. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, run out below!” Then step onto a(n) zach, point yourself downhill, and off you go.

    Snow skating is fun, healthy, and fun. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) matt on your head or play a(n) Guitar as you sail by. byGuy4-2

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  4. Holiday Sing-Along

    Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

    You know Smurf and Abby
    And tiger and pooh bear,
    elmo and Dora
    And the wiggles and Nemo.
    But do you recall
    The most claped student of all?

    Deigo the Brown student.
    Had a very Large nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to ran and call him names
    They never let poor Deigo
    made in any student games.

    Then one foggy Rachels Birthday Eve
    Mr. O'brian came to say,
    Deigo with your nose so Fight
    Won't you guide my scooter tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they hunted about with glee,
    “Deigo the Brown student
    You'll go down in history!”

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  5. You know han solo and charlie
    And luke and tommy,
    guy and Indiana Jones
    And Mutt and leia.
    But do you recall
    The most smelly student of all?

    boba the brightly student.
    Had a very armoured nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to healthy and call him names
    They never let poor boba
    cook in any student games.

    Then one foggy death star destroyed day Eve
    mr.o came to say,
    boba with your nose so fright
    Won't you guide my x wing tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they saw about with glee,
    “boba the brightly student
    You'll go down in history!”jk42

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  6. Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

    You know abby and rachel
    And molly and winny the poo,
    owen and mattie
    And mr.o and popcorn.
    But do you recall
    The most bob the bilder student of all?

    jonas brothers the lala student.
    Had a very popcorn nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to pop and call him names
    They never let poor jonas brothers
    pop in any student games.

    Then one foggy abbys burthay Eve
    mr.o came to say,
    jonas brothers with your nose so kite
    Won't you guide my dert bike tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they kiss about with glee,
    “jonas brothers the lala student
    You'll go down in history!”

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  7. Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

    You know elmo and eyor
    And pooh bear and tiger,
    nemo and the wiggles
    And dora and deigo.
    But do you recall
    The most claped student of all?

    guy the pink student.
    Had a very boring nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to ran and call him names
    They never let poor guy
    cryed in any student games.

    Then one foggy christmas Eve
    mr.o came to say,
    guy with your nose so hight
    Won't you guide my tricecle tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they fritened about with glee,
    “ guy the pink student
    You'll go down in history!”

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  8. Twelve Holly Days

    On the first day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    a notebook in a pear tree.

    On the second day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the third day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the fourth day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the fifth day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the sixth day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    six green cows, five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the seventh day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    seven giraffes swimming, six green cows, five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the eighth day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    eight tigers walking, seven giraffes swimming, six green cows, five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the ninth day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    nine girls dancing, eight tigers walking, seven giraffes swimming, six green cows, five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the tenth day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    ten alligators leaping, nine girls dancing, eight tigers walking, seven giraffes swimming, six green cows, five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the eleventh day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    eleven corn steaming, ten alligators leaping, nine girls dancing, eight tigers walking, seven giraffes swimming, six green cows, five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    On the twelfth day of easter, Mr o gave to me
    twelve chickens singing, eleven corn steaming, ten alligators leaping, nine girls dancing, eight tigers walking, seven giraffes swimming, six green cows, five running dogs, four smelly dark vators, three pink new yorks, two large oceans, and a(n) notebook in a pear tree.

    -toad

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  9. You know Grant Henkels and Owen Doot
    And Brendan Dreyer and Mr.O`,
    Hunter Ellis and Adrian Peterson
    And Sidney Rice and Chester Taylor.
    But do you recall
    The most weird student of all?

    Grant Henkels the crazy student.
    Had a very gold nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to laughed and call him names
    They never let poor Grant Henkels
    in any student games.

    Then one foggy Matt Bauer's Birthday Eve
    Mr.O came to say,
    Grant Henkels with your nose so stuffy
    Won't you guide my mustang tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they screamed about with glee,
    “Grant Henkels the crazy student
    You'll go down in history!”Matt 4-2

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  10. Holiday Sing-Along

    Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

    You know ryann and lillli
    And rachel and cara,
    coco and asdfghjkl
    And bj3 and zty4.
    But do you recall
    The most smelly student of all?

    claire the pink student.
    Had a very armored nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to flying and call him names
    They never let poor claire
    walking in any student games.

    Then one foggy lillis birthday Eve
    Mrs.williams came to say,
    claire with your nose so might
    Won't you guide my motorcycle tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they ran about with glee,
    “claire the pink student
    You'll go down in history!”LR4-2

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  11. Holiday Sing-Along

    Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

    You know drago and gorem
    And wavern and exeedra,
    devilon and skyress
    And preyas and reaper.
    But do you recall
    The most powerfull student of all?

    naga the purple student.
    Had a very sharp nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to run and call him names
    They never let poor naga
    play in any student games.

    Then one foggy christmas Eve
    shun came to say,
    naga with your nose so bright
    Won't you guide my lamborghini tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they sledded about with glee,
    “naga the purple student
    You'll go down in history!”

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  12. You know drago and preyas
    And gorem and skyress,
    tigrerra and naga
    And wavern and mantris.
    But do you recall
    The most red student of all?

    teraclaw the crab like student.
    Had a very armored nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to fight and call him names
    They never let poor teraclaw
    crab waiking in any student games.

    Then one foggy bakuday Eve
    dan came to say,
    teraclaw with your nose so bright
    Won't you guide my monster truck tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they braled about with glee,
    “teraclaw the crab like student
    You'll go down in history!”

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  13. You know yoda and Darth Maul
    And Obi Wan Kenobi and moo man,
    mcder and Tom
    And Jerry and Mr.O.
    But do you recall
    The most anchent student of all?

    brendan the etinct student.
    Had a very teacher nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to hide and call him names
    They never let poor brendan
    run in any student games.

    Then one foggy hide Eve
    mr.o came to say,
    brendan with your nose so kite
    Won't you guide my X wing fighter tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they ran about with glee,
    “brendan the etinct student
    You'll go down in history!” by Adam

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  14. You know Owen and Michael
    And Cully and Parker,
    Shaylan and Matt
    And Guy and Max.
    But do you recall
    The most smelling student of all?

    Brendan the funny student.
    Had a very Green nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to run and call him names
    They never let poor Brendan
    swim in any student games.

    Then one foggy Valintine Day Eve
    Mr.O came to say,
    Brendan with your nose so fight
    Won't you guide my Mersadies Benz tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they ran about with glee,
    “Brendan the funny student
    You'll go down in history!”

    B.D 4-2

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  15. Holiday Sing-Along

    Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

    You know drago and gorem
    And wavern and exeedra,
    devilon and skyress
    And preyas and reaper.
    But do you recall
    The most powerfull student of all?

    naga the purple student.
    Had a very sharp nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to run and call him names
    They never let poor naga
    play in any student games.

    Then one foggy christmas Eve
    shun came to say,
    naga with your nose so bright
    Won't you guide my lamborghini tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they sledded about with glee,
    “naga the purple student
    You'll go down in history!”by sam

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  16. A New Winter Sport

    Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm Basket ball jersey. You want to be sure you stay warm and jump. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy kool-aid. Now you are ready to go snow singing!

    Some people say only experts should go snow singing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr. O'brian will be offering special snow singing classes after school at Shily Hills, but I don't know if that's true.

    The best place to go snow singing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and towns. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, hunting out below!” Then step onto a(n) fan, point yourself downhill, and off you go.

    Snow singing is fun, healthy, and lick. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) pan on your head or play a(n) Gutair as you sail by.

    By Rachel K

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  17. You know owen and kevin
    And brendan and cully,
    parker and micheal
    And santa and easter bunny.
    But do you recall
    The most smelly student of all?

    shaylan the naughty student.
    Had a very pink nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to run and call him names
    They never let poor shaylan
    right now in any student games.

    Then one foggy hallowen Eve
    mr.O came to say,
    shaylan with your nose so flight
    Won't you guide my tricicle tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they ran about with glee,
    “shaylan the naughty student
    You'll go down in history!”

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  18. A New Winter Sport

    Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm t shirt. You want to be sure you stay warm and black. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy orange juice. Now you are ready to go snow swimming!

    Some people say only experts should go snow swimming, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr O will be offering special snow swimming classes after school at Shirley Hills, but I don't know if that's true.

    The best place to go snow swimming is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and sand. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, moo out below!” Then step onto a(n) board, point yourself downhill, and off you go.

    Snow swimming is fun, healthy, and red. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) pie on your head or play a(n) Kazoo as you sail by. -toad

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  19. Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm shirt. You want to be sure you stay warm and food. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy water. Now you are ready to go snow fishing!

    Some people say only experts should go snow fishing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that mr.o will be offering special snow fishing classes after school at shirley hills, but I don't know if that's true.

    The best place to go snow fishing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and adams. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, out below!” Then step onto a(n) , point yourself downhill, and off you go.

    Snow fishing is fun, healthy, and . And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) on your head or play a(n) as you sail by.

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  20. You know Molly and Rachel
    And Abby and Megan,
    Linnea and Kristin
    And Burger King and Mattie.
    But do you recall
    The most student of all?

    Blueba the humonges student.
    Had a very pointy nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to and call him names
    They never let poor Blueba
    swety in any student games.

    Then one foggy Halloween Eve
    mr. cat came to say,
    Blueba with your nose so kite
    Won't you guide my farae tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they about with glee,
    “Blueba the humonges student
    You'll go down in history!” abby 4-2

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  21. You know peyton maning and guy
    And sam and ella ,
    owen and mr. o
    And mr . p and mrs. henkels .
    But do you recall
    The most smelly student of all?

    matt the round student.
    Had a very hiding nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to run and call him names
    They never let poor matt
    hide in any student games.

    Then one foggy cristmas Eve
    mr.o came to say,
    matt with your nose so might
    Won't you guide my chevy tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they ran about with glee,
    “matt the round student
    You'll go down in history!”by maxt 4-2

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  22. You know abby and rachel
    And molly and bob the bilder,
    elmo and popcorn
    And lala and lolypop.
    But do you recall
    The most popcorn student of all?

    lalalalalalla the student.
    Had a very nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to goufy and call him names
    They never let poor lalalalalalla
    goufy in any student games.

    Then one foggy abbys burthay Eve
    jounes brothers came to say,
    lalalalalalla with your nose so light
    Won't you guide my bmx tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they run about with glee,
    “lalalalalalla the student
    You'll go down in history!”linnea 4-2

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  23. You know Mr.O and Shirley
    And Tammy and Mr.C,
    Kate and Dick
    And Julia and Will.
    But do you recall
    The most frightened student of all?


    Richard the scary student.
    Had a very smelly nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows.
    All of the other students
    Used to smelt and call him names
    They never let poor Richard
    grows in any student games.


    Then one foggy Julia's birthday Eve
    Mr.Bryant came to say,
    Richard with your nose so fright
    Won't you guide my truck tonight?
    Then all the students loved him
    And they flew about with glee,
    “Richard the scary student
    You'll go down in history!”

    By:Molly 4-2

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  24. Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm Shirt. You want to be sure you stay warm and large. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy Dr.Pepper. Now you are ready to go snow skating!

    Some people say only experts should go snow skating, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr.C will be offering special snow skating classes after school at Shirley hills, but I don't know if that's true.

    The best place to go snow skating is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and rats. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, hunt out below!” Then step onto a(n) trail, point yourself downhill, and off you go.

    Snow skating is fun, healthy, and smelly. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) rail on your head or play a(n) flute as you sail by.

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  25. Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm jacket. You want to be sure you stay warm and bumpy. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy pee. Now you are ready to go snow peting!

    Some people say only experts should go snow peting, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that mr.o will be offering special snow peting classes after school at shirlly hills, but I don't know if that's true.

    The best place to go snow peting is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and pop. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, meow out below!” Then step onto a(n) stuff, point yourself downhill, and off you go.

    Snow peting is fun, healthy, and smooth. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) suff on your head or play a(n) hourn as you sail by. mistriy

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